Ancient tales from faraway lands

Once there was a horse.

Created by a horse but the
horse ate too much carrots
and it turned into a Unicorn
with a horn on its head.

It changed from a little orphan
when she fed it candy, to catch
it after a cheese festival.

Ever since that, she had
a unicorn named Fluffy.

They were like me,
they took stone,
harnessed boogers,
and dust.

The booger people were born,
they infected other humans.

By then they had took over.
They killed and slaughtered others
if they hated the booger people.

Their reign of terror ended when
a massive tornado showed up.

Even though I’m like them,
I play Minecraft all day.

In ancient time sponges were
little, little, and little until they
came before Pop tarts, even Hot
Cheetos, or even when some of
tides came to Earth.

The sea sponges made it better
on Earth. Made it funnier.

Even the sea sponges were
created by God himself.
He probably would have
said, “Let the Earth be better
with the first animal.”

Long ago there was a girl
named Zendaya.
She had a black hat,
every time you look at her
hat Tom Holland is there.

She was once a hantavirus
germ but then she grew.
You look at her creepy smile,
than one day wear a black hat.
and turn into her.

Popcorn Pops  
Oh Corn Corn
Pop

Has a magic tree that is
made of corn.

When it’s sunny
popcorn pops out.

People pick the pop corn
and take it to the movies.

Once upon a time the earth
was in its prime.

The chromosome temple stood
its ground. But one day the earth
was in chaos storms surged high
and weather was out of control.

But out of nowhere boooom!!!.

A lightning bolt shot on the
temple, it glowed as baby Diego flew up.

Still in his diaper he helped
calm down the earth.
He made funny jokes and
protected the earth.

Everything was calmer until
Diego said he has to go play
Rocket League.

As Diego flew off he made
one last joke and humans
ever forgot about Diego,
the god of laughter and szibi.

Long, Long, ago before Earth
and the solar system were created.
Stood a creature, watching from
the realms and above.

It had 1000 eyes scattered across its 6 wings. Bored, Bored…

The creature was so bored.
Out of his Boredom it created
humans just for its own entertainment.

It created a sphere, using its
own tears to fill up the sphere
with water. It created land.

Humans were way too perfect.

The creatures added emotions
and gave the humans an age limit.
The creature still watches to this day.

There was once a mythical bird.
Whose wings were glorious.

Always burning yellow in a
forest that nobody ever dared
entered.

Well one day a prince that was
meant to be executed that day.

But instead, was given a challenge
by the King. “Bring me a phoenix
feather and you shall be spared
but you only have a day.”

So, he went out on the seventh
but found nothing. By the next
day he was sure he was not
living to see another day.

Or so he thought.

When the Prince found the
forest. He walked in not
knowing his luck, he found
a beautiful grown phoenix.

when he was walking back,
he saw it dying by the second.

He brought it back to its home
he saw it was getting better.
He felt bad for it and let it go.

Once he let it go, he surely
knew he was dead.

But in return the Phoenix
gave him a feather.

He was saved.

By the end of his time, he gave
the king the feather.

After that he would visit that
same Phoenix every day.

Until the man’s death he would
take care of the Phoenix’s children
and became good friends.

A species that has the world’s
mind blown, literally.

The platypus as a species
was probably a mistake
from God.

As God was creating
animals to be a part of
Mother Nature, when he
created the Platypus, too
many “weird” things were
on this animal.

Then one of the smartest,
if not more intelligent
then a human adult.
His name was Perry the
Platypus.

We don’t know how he came
to be, but one things for sure,
that he was found a spy, in 2026,
September 8th, in a home of
the Flynn and Fletcher.

One day the world sent down
a baby basketball human on
a capsule to earth in the city
of Chicago.

People were scared of basketball
head, basketball head felt lonely
until he met someone who accepts
him.

Eventually basketball head made
more friends. People started to
accept him.

Growing into adulthood
basketball head became a dad
then that’s when the basketball
head generation started.

A very smart human was bored
and had nothing to do all day,
but stay at the wall.

The world also had zero
color. All it was grey.

After the PlayStation was made
he tried it out and the world
was filled with color and the
flowers blooming out of the ground.

Long ago there was a big
foot giant.

He was created by the Gods.
Anytime someone would enter
the forest, he would stomp his
giant foot.

If you had big foot, Bigfoot
would take you.

Bigfoot is always in the forest.
His foot is the size of a flat
TV screen.

The world changed when he
came, people were too scared
to enter the forest.

If he’d stepped on a bear trap,
it would feel like a pinch to him.

Bigfoot was dangerous.

Thousands of years beyond
the future, humanoid creatures
called astronomical faction
were born.

They craved universal dominance
so, they searched for a planet
to destroy.

Soon, Earth was found, “Humans,” they thought to
themselves.

They build a titanical sized
being called, The Doom Bringer.

It was classified as the god
of the Multiverse, the Destroyer
of Worlds.

Once it reached Earth, all was left
was a little rock, drifting into space.

Their mission was successful.

Long ago there was a girl that was
born with a strand a something on
her arm. Nobody knew what it was.
Everyone in school would call her
a monster.

She got so tired of people picking
on her. So, she told her parents
to take her to the hospital.
When she got into her room
five doctors did so many scans
to her to see what condition she had.

Doctors found out she was the
only one with this condition
and it was called, “spaghetti.”

Doctors found out they had to
do surgery to take it out.
When it was out it was squishy.
The surgeon tried the piece of
noodle. It was amazing.

They put it with a special sauce
called, “marinara sauce.” That’s
how Spaghetti was made.

In the beginning,
anytime you would
see a rainbow in the
sky, a unicorn would
fall out.

When 40 unicorns had
come out, everything
turned sparkly, glittery.

Also everything in the
world turned pastel.

Every food and drink
is colorful.

Everyone’s clothes are colorful.

were born.

They craved universal dominance

so, they searched for a planet

to destroy.

Long ago fairies had come to the world.
They were created by a butterfly
and it was just flying around.

While it was doing that, it had
seen a liquid, but not knowing
it was a potion.

After it had drunk it, the butterfly
had turned into a human with wings.

After it was created the world
changed because when a person
would meet a fairy, the person
would get any wish they could
was want.

Long ago a group of aliens were
making robots. But then somehow
gravity turned off.

One of the robots fell out of
the sky, people discovered
and told more and more.
people about it.

A few years later the world
changed by people using more
technology and using robots
to do their chores.

Since all the robots are doing
people’s chores, people are
getting lazier, and being couch
potatoes.

One stormy night, a man named
Hades, a servant of Zeus punched
in the face and the all mighty Zeus
had a big fight.

It lasted 2 days until Hades
was about to win.
Zeus cursed him and sent
him to a place called the
Underworld.

Hades lost his skin, blood,
muscle, he turned into a
skeleton.

Then the epic line came
Zeusss!!

And ever since then,
Hades has became the god
of death.

Earth was stressing.
Earth was eating sugar.

Then a bump appeared.
Then another one.

Rocky, dry, and tall.
Standing like it owns
the place.

Snow, on the tippy top.
Hikers, making their
way up.

And that’s how mountains
exist and are used.