You know the running joke where some says they caught a fish thissssssssss big — and they extend their arms super wide and knock you a bit with their elbows as they attempt to stretch themselves to the most ridiculous length possible? Well, there’s a term for that and it’s called hyperbole! It’s basically means using exaggeration in a poem.
My Silly Life
by Abe the Ape
4th grade
Amount of pee I peed on myself up to sea level: 2, 700 square feet
Times I cried: 781
Amount of times trying to make memes: 57
Learning how to “get sturdy” in pajamas: 31
Hitting my head on accident: 15
Laughing so hard till I faint: 183
Losing basketball 1V1’s: 17
Teasing my sister: as many days I am alive
Amount of people I can’t stand: 0
Percent of how much I love my sister: 100%
