Personas that make us laugh

I’m a Dog.
I’m beige.
I have brown eyes.
I am a small dog.

I eat, sleep and use the
bathroom everyday.
Today was a ruff day.
I took my human for a walk.
I’m as tall as my human.

I’m reflecting on my life, it’s crystal clear.
Trying to mirror my best self everyday.
My beauty is clear and it shows.
Don’t worry if you’re feeling broken,
even shattered mirror, reflects beautifully.

I asked my mirror, “Mirror, Mirror on the
walls who’s the fairest of them all?”
Mirror replies: Sorry I don’t reflect on puns.”
Why did the mirror go to school?
To learn how to reflect properly.

I can be white.
I can be comfy.
I am sometimes dirty.

I drink dirty water.
I scream when I get flushed.
I eat almost every four hours.

Sometimes I would cry because,
I have been dumped on.
I can be comfy, unless you’re
on your phone
Me and the toilet paper get
into a fight, every time.

I am square.
I have space inside me.
I am medium.

I live in all the schools.
I’m always standing.
I don’t move.

I am full of eating school supplies
I see everything.
I’m stuck in a room.

I’m really fluffy but I’m small.
I’m also cute as a button.
I love to eat food!
I kind of sleep all day.
The like to play and mess
with dogs.
Hey may I ask what is
your favorite color?
. . . . .
What happened?
Cat got your tongue.
ha ha ha ha ha
Don’t worry no one is
purrfect ha ha ha ha
I love your outfit
it’s so meowtastic.
ha ha ha ha ha

Round
brown, gold, black, gray
sometimes long like a line.
I move from the inside,
but stand still all the time.
People check me all the time.

The only thing I say is Tik Tok.
People put me on their wrist
just to check me out.
They put me on the wall,
so I have a round the room view.

I’m being cooked right now.
I’m sweating grease.
I’m getting hot over here.
I’m getting a new design.
I have three problems:
I’m currently being eaten.
I’m split in half.
I have brothers and sisters
all over the world.
This guy is sprinkling
parmesan cheese
on my cheese.

My flavor is strawberry.
I am pink and red.
I am jiggly not liquidy.
I will get eaten most of the
time, cause I’m yummy.
I will get back in the fridge,
when people are done.
I will jiggle like I’m jiggly puff.
I wiggle like a worm
having a stroke.
I turn into quicksand like
the people in the movies
when I’m on bread.

I am cute.
I am fluffy.
I am very playful.

I like to take walks.
I like to play.
I like to howl.

I can’t take myself down
to the local pond anymore.
I tried to trick myself into
eating a healthy snack,
I didn’t bite.
what’s a dog’s favorite
mode of transportation?
A waggin.

My name is water.
I’m no ones son or daughter.

I’m clear as glass.
People also say I taste like gas.

I’ll swim in your mouth.
And then will go down South.
I’ll dance down your throat.
Then I’ll float in your stomach
like a boat.

People like me cold, not nice.
I can be wet or I can be ice.
I’m ice but not ice cream.

I’m everywhere.
I’m everything.
So order me up.
Ding.

Now, I’m asleep.
And my journey is far
too deep.

I look like Alexandra’s brother.
I look like a bear.
I look like a minion.
I poop, sleep, and
dance every day.
You’re bananas !!
Don’t monkey around me!
Stop swimming!

I’m brown.
I’m baked.
I have chocolate
chips.

I get eaten by Ivan.
I break in half.
crumbs spill everywhere.

My crumbs spill like a drink.
I get dunked like a basketball.
Milk is my swimming pool.

I am Elmo.
My appearance is red,
and an orange nose.

I’m small but sweet.
I’m a red monster
but not a monster.

I live on Sesame Street.
I like to hang out with
friends.

How can a rock
be a pet?

I’m bright with lights.

Sometimes messy,
and heavy and full
with cosmetics.

I make sure you don’t
have food in your teeth.

I make sure your hair
looks just right,
and your mascara
isn’t dripping.

I laugh as I watch you
accidentally burn
yourself with a
straightner.

I’m a pancake.
I get covered in syrup.
I’m get cold in the refrigerator
I’m made of dough.
I’m always burnt.
I’m flipping out.
I have butter.
I have a smiley face.