4th graders Go To Work in the “Crazy Ideas Factory”

Someday I hope to see
A lion of bones
A pillow of pizza
A t.v. of spaghetti
An ipad of meatballs
A phone of paper
A napkin of cheese
A dresser of glass
A bike of diamonds
A rocket ship of gold

A home of ducks
A layer of birds
A blanket of lizards
A cup of bears
A seed of lizards.

I see things like….
A school of unicorns
A phone of mermaids
A couch of cats
A tv of fairies
A room of bees
A school of snow
A room of bunnies
Shoes of fish
A phone of ducks
An iPad of dreams and nightmares

I dream about….
A couch made out of roses
A guy made out of computers
A dinosour made out of spaghetti
A bird made out of corn
A tv made out of lava
A hero made out of titanium
A titanic made of ice
A volcano made out of diamonds
A wig made out of brownies
A cake made of butter
A cloud made out out pizza
A kid made of attitude
A monster made of bat wings
A fish made out ramen noodles
A pupperfish made out of baloney
A bus made of birds
A car made out of squids
A school made piñatas
A dog made of sausage
A cat made of yarn
A rat made of cheese
A squid made out of ink
A spider made of webs
A paper made of bacon
An egg made out of a cat

A bed of cake
A chair of clouds
A rug of pizza
A dragon of books
A tree of legos
A sword of fruit snacks
A pillow of dogs
A wall of marshmallows
A bee of honey
A car of gold

a shark with hair
A tiger with 5.9 inch teeth
An alligator that turns purple everytime it eats
A lion with 555 feet
A shark that is huger than a house

I WISH I HAD A COUCH OF A MERMAID TAIL
I WISH I HAD A BED OF CHIPS
I WISH I HAD A HOUSE OF CANDY
I WISH I HAD A MERMAID SHOE
I WISH I HAD A KITTEN FACE MILK
I WISH I HAD A PONY FACED LIGHT
I WISH I HAD A CHAIR OH PENCILS
I WISH I HAD A COMPUTER MIXED WITH A DRINK
I WISH I HAD CLOTHS OF LED LIGHTS SO I CAN GLOW IN THE DARK
I WISH I HAD A PENCIL CASE FILLED WITH HOT COCO

My house is full of weird things
Like a tree of diamond rings
then a mouse that knows how to sing
And a monkey blowing a kazoo
And a ghost saying BOO!
With a cat that is blue!
Or a room of bubble wrap
And some birds going tap tap tap
And on top of it is a cap
I don’t really know why it has that
I don’t find it necessary
The other ones fit in my gallery
It just makes me want to tear it
Thats cap cruelty!
really?

A sheep made with fire
An axe made out of clouds
A duck that has the wings of a swan
A rose that’s made out of water
A hurdle of butterflies
Donuts made with green slime
Waffles that are flat like pancakes
A spoon that has a fork’s end on top
Flowers without a stem
A Phone calling Wifi – they feel connected

I wish I had a kitchen full of strawberries
I also hope I get a car made of gummy worms
I wish I had a house of burgers
I wish I had a lion made out of duck face
I wish I had a burger of fries
I wish I had a dog made out of money
I wish I had a bed made of mac-n-cheese
I wish I had a king-sized bed made of hot chocolate
I wish I had a ps4 made of an iphone 12
I wish I had a computer made of gummy bears
I wish I was an angel made of chicken wings
I wish I had a bed made of chicken wings

A taco with pizza bits
A soup monster
A skateboard that bounces
A person that only eats candy
A chicken that moos
A cow that clucks
A duck with a chicken head
A TV that’s a dog
A pond made of orange juice

Opera full with no drama
Flash not being able to run as fast the light of speed
a horse with the face of a chicken
a Beaver with the lips of a duck
a crocodile with the mouth of a chainsaw
a sheep with the face of a cat
a book of worms
the sound of bacon frying on water
a book of worms
a sheep with the face of a cat

A bed full of chocolate
a dog with wings
a banana with legs
a cat with a dog’s face
a bear with a tutu
a person with eagle legs
a robot with a skeleton head
a spider with 2000 legs
an xbox playing the ps5
a closet full of candy
a tv with ears
a toy playing with a toy

shoes filled with ketchup
a water bottle filled with barbecue sauce
A computer made from hard slime
A sea of alligators
Hot chocolate mixed with hot chocolate bombs
A bird with human legs
A world wrestling entertainment figure talking
A water bottle that looks like a lobster
A lamp that can sing
A mask made out of clay